So Lily put the kids to bed and was complaining that they were fighting. Me: They like to compete with each other. That’s why they fight. Lily: After a while it drives me crazy. Me: Did you ever compete with your brother? Lily: There was no need. Wow.
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I caught a bug or stomach virus this week. This morning when I got up to wake the kids, I got taken over by nausea. Nice post I know but bear with me for a moment. My son goes to the bathroom and says “Daddy, you should throw up. You’ll feel better if you do.” […]
Disneyland, January 18 to 20 How we know each other Rao and I worked together 10 years ago on an enormous Year 2000 computer project and have stayed in touch ever since. I attended his wedding in New Jersey many years ago and was unable to blend in to the crowd of hundreds because: (1) […]
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They still have Blades of Glory
I loves parodies. This Youtube video sums up HD-DVD v Blu-ray nicely. Update: This link still works.
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Some people give consultants a bad name
Here’s a lucky guy. A computer consultant driving a rental car drove onto train tracks Wednesday using the instructions his GPS unit gave him. A train was barreling toward him, but he escaped in time and no one was injured. CNN.com: Doh! Man follows GPS onto train tracks — when train coming Some consultants will […]
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Fun work week
Since July 30th I work with my identical twin brother. He’s been there for many years and many people know him in the work place. Tuesday I was on the coffee line right behind the manager of another group I know. That’s when someone stopped to say hi to the manager. In a minute the […]
Saw this on Reddit this morning. These guy are hysterical, although if a cop asks you “are you with these guys?” you’d better tell the truth. Best Buy must have been fun to be in that day. Bet “Retail Store Management 101” never covered days like these.
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Hello! I’ll be right with you!
5 year old boy to 3 year old girl at 5 am: “You HAVE to go downstairs and get my toy doggie.” 3 year old girl: “I’m scared! No one’s downstairs!” 5 year old boy: “HE-LL-O! I’ll be right with you!” Lately he’s been picking up words and phrases from somewhere and it’s really funny. […]
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A real P-O-S
I always know it. Be careful what you say around kids. Today I took out the kids remote control airplane (graphic from Amazon) and gave it a whirl. Santa got it for them for Christmas. It sucks wind loudly. It’s rated for 8+ year olds so the kids really can’t work it. I’m almost 5 […]
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Dirty window
We came back from Washington DC Sunday. It was an 8 hour painful, excruciating, non – stop lousy traffic, family trip up I-95. That’s not bad since Friday it took 10 hours to drive down there. Most of…