Humor

Jon Stewart IS Glenn Beck

Heh, the 11/3 project. I don’t watch Glenn Beck. But from what I have seen from his interviews and clips, I can’t believe people are still watching the new Morton Downey Junior.

Don’t look at the clock, just go to sleep

You know how when you can’t sleep, your eyes sometimes wander to the digital clock on the night table? At some point everyone does that. It’s no good since you are not going to sleep, you are just watching the clock countdown. The whole night can go by that way repeating that same counter productive [...]

No need to be competitive

So Lily put the kids to bed and was complaining that they were fighting. Me: They like to compete with each other. That’s why they fight. Lily: After a while it drives me crazy. Me: Did you ever compete with your brother? Lily: There was no need. Wow.

What, you don't say hello anymore?

Sunday morning I had to be in New Jersey before 3 AM to work on powering up the data center there. The company tries to power down it’s data centers once a year to make sure that BCP and DR works. I got there at 1:30 AM which was okay since we got the building [...]

Auto Tune the News

On Facebook a friend linked to this video. Who knew Katie Couric could sing? Very well put together, I’d watch late night news if it were presented like this…

I don't feel less wise

I feel the same, but my face sure is swollen. The kids want to know why my face got so fat. This is the second extraction I’ve had with this dentist (first time was another problem tooth) and each time it’s a tough job. My teeth are too stubborn and it took about an hour [...]

Kindergarten Hamsters

My daughter’s Kindergarten class has a pet hamster named Bear.  Every Friday, one of the kids in her class gets to take Bear home for the weekend and get to feed and play with her. Yesterday was my girl’s turn.  Both kids are excited and I have to keep reminding them that Bear is not [...]